The Time To Act Is Now
When
will enough be enough? I mean REALLY.
What gives "randoms" the right to teleport us anytime they want? That
could almost be considered kidnap!
For
example, one day I was thieving next to my friend Star and suddenly I was teleported
to a strange maze. I was gone for an
entire FIVE minutes. Stuck in the MOM's
maze. Star thought I was kidnapped and worried sick. Who knows, maybe the Black
Knights had taken me? And really a maze?
You know what that reminds me of? SAW. What happens if I don't make it to the
middle in time? Has anyone really gone down to 0%? I don't wanna die!
And
"randoms" really? No! Molly is clearly targeting ME! Pretty sure she
wants me to accidentally rip her "evil" twin's head off one day so
she can get a pity date from me. She's obviously hitting on me! Somebody please tell me what gives randoms
the right?!
Don’t
get me wrong, I’m all for helping people in need. And I do love the rewards they give me for
finishing the event. But everyone’s
heard of the phrase, “give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day, but teach a
man to fish and he’ll be fed for a lifetime.”
Right?
What
if we taught the Freaky Forester to count?
Why not write out some blueprints for the Beekeeper in case his hive
ever broke again? Give Molly a
mirror? We could tell Prison Pete our
infinite knowledge of balloon animals and somebody could explain to Dr. Jekyll
how to grow herbs and give him a tele-tab to a farm patch.
My
fellow Runescapians, I ask of you to no longer stand idly by as we are forced
to kiss frogs or talk to strange pirates and convicts. We must no longer submit to Lazy Grave
Diggers or Evil Cats. We cannot fear the
horrid Sandwich Lady. When one of our
friends is cornered by a random, I say we fight! Send them back to where they came from. Send the river trolls, evil chickens, and
rock golems back where they came from!
Enough is enough!
~Loveor War~
This article does not encourage acts of
violence. Do not take anything in this
article seriously. The Sandwich Lady is
a nice person.. Somebody hel..! –whacked
out by a Baguette-
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